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  • Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular
    • 7 months ago
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  • blah

    Strike out everything you’ve done.

    Had Beer

    Smoked an entire cigarette

    Done drugs.

    Writen on a bathroom wall.

    Read a George Orwell book. 

    Had a physical fight.

    Used Twitter.

    Listened to Lady Gaga

    Been in a car accident. 

    Gotten suspended.

    Gotten expelled.

    Been allergic to something.

    Got a computer virus.

    Touched a real gun.

    Had a dog.

    Had a cat.

    Been pregnant.

    Camped out

    Driven a car

    Been sent to the principal.

    Ever liked someone.

    Failed a class. 

    Failed a test.

    Went to summer school. 

    Got worse than a D

    Got A’s, A’s and B’s.

    Read an entire book.

    Recorded my own music. 

    Had an xbox.

    Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.

    Wore fishnets. 

    Wore skinny jeans.

    Hated someone.

    Been cheated on.

    Cheated on someone.

    Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.

    Worn makeup.

    Lied to my parents about where I was going.

    Had surgery.

    Had my license. 

    Been to college.

    Graduated high school.

    Attempted suicide.

    Self harmed.

    Worn colored contacts.

    Painted my nails black.

    Broken someone’s heart. 

    Had my heart broken.

    Cried for an hour straight.

    Lost something very valuable.

    Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. 

    Broke a bone.

    Gotten stung by a bee

    Eaten something bad/expired.

    Threw up from being so drunk.

    Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.

    Danced with someone of the same sex

    Danced with someone of the opposite sex. 

    Owned an iphone.

    Fell for a best friend. 

    Stole a friend’s significant other.

    Went far away from home for more than a week.

    Moved out.

    Ran away. 

    Had a job.

    Been fired.

    Lied to a friend.

    Lied to a family member.

    Had a Facebook.

    Posted a video on Youtube. 

    Started a rumor about someone. 

    Talked bad about someone.

    Dropped out of school.

    Deliberately failed a test.

    Been skinny dipping.

    Counted to a million.

    Counted to a thousand.

    Ate rabbit meat.

    Ate duck meat.

    Had fast food.

    Been to Church.

    Been to Canada.

    Been married.

    Had a divorce.

    Broke a glass.

    Hugged someone today.

    Texted someone today.

    Received a phone call today.

    Threw something out of the window. 

    Ignored a text from someone on purpose.

    Wish you were somebody else

    Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.

    Kissed someone

    Been to a concert

    Seen your favorite band live

    Met a celebrity

    Met your favorite band

    Own more than 10 CD’s

    • 7 months ago
  • Bored in psychology…..

    About me Survey…..I really had time to do this lol.

    1. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed - I don’t have a closet..
    2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? - No…
    3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room? - No
    4. Where is your next vacation? - Either Arizona or Mexico
    5. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? - No, but I’ve always wanted to
    6. Who do you think reads these? - Aj
    7. Do you have a calendar in your room? - Nope
    8. Where are you? - In Psychology. (School)
    9. What’s your plan for the day? - School, Homecoming game, TP
    10. Are you reading any books right now? - A Walk in the Woods for GeoCon, and Dark Places for English.
    11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - No
    12. Have you ever peed in the woods? - Yes, camping. 
    13. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? - I don’t dance.
    14. Do you chew your pens and pencils? - I have before.
    15. What is your “Song of the Week”? - Gangnam style ;]
    16. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? - Yes;]
    17. Do you still watch cartoons? - Not really
    18. Whats your favorite love movie? - Sweet Home Alabama
    19. What do you drink with dinner? - Ice Tea
    20. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? - plain
    21. What is your favorite food/cuisine? - Mexican foodddd 
    22. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? - Disney Movies
    23. Last person you hugged/kissed? -AJ
    24. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No
    25. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? - No 
    26. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? - Yesterday
    27. Can you change the oil on a car? - No, and probably never will. 
    28. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - Don’t Drive
    29. Run out of gas? - no
    30. Favorite kind of sandwich? - a subway sandwich
    31. Best thing to eat for breakfast? - Bagels
    32. What is your usual bedtime? - 10ish
    33. Are you lazy? - Of course
    34. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - Everything cliche
    35. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - Used to- teen vogue
    36. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? - lincoln logs- duh
    37. Are you stubborn? - YES
    38. Who is better…Leno or Letterman? - I don’t watch them
    39. Ever watch soap operas? - Yes, General Hospital, thanks to my mom
    40. Afraid of heights? - yes
    41. Sing in the car? - no
    42. Dance in the shower? - no
    43. Dance in the car? - no
    44. Ever used a gun? - an airsoft one if that counts…
    45. Do you think musicals are cheesy? - Yes.
    46. Is Christmas stressful? - No… why would it be
    47. Ever eat a pierogi? - YES, I lived in Pennsylvania… thats like water there.
    48. Major annoyance right now? - hmmmm,  a lot of things but they aren’t coming to mind
    49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - Teacher
    50. Do you believe in ghosts? - Kind of.
    51. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? - Yes, all the time
    52. Do you take a vitamin daily? - Nope
    53. Wear slippers? Not really
    54. Wear a bath robe?-NO
    55. What do you wear to bed? - all different things
    56. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? - Target
    57. Nike or Adidas? - Nike
    58. Cheetos Or Fritos? - Cheetos
    59. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Seeds
    60. Ever hear of, “gorp”? nope
    61. Ever taken karate? - No
    62. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - no
    63. Can you curl your tongue? - Yes
    64. Ever won a spelling bee? - I use to get out of it on purpose…
    65. Ever cried because you were so happy? - No
    66. Own any record albums? - no
    67. Own a record player? - No
    68. Regularly burn incense? - used too
    69. Ever been in love? - yes
    70. Hot tea or cold tea: Both
    71. Tea or coffee? -Tea
    72. Favorite kind of cookie? - Chocolate Chip
    73. Can you swim well? - yea
    74. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? - no lol
    75. Are you patient? - not at all
    76. Ever won a contest? - I never win anything
    77. Ever had plastic surgery? - Nope
    78. Which are better black or green olives? -Blackk
    79. Can you knit or crochet? no
    80. Wash room or bathroom? - bathroom
    81. Do you want to get married? - One day yes
    82. Who was your High School crush? - Andre J Demarinis
    83. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? - pretty much
    84. Do you have kids? No; im 16
    85. Do you want kids? debating that
    86. What kind of mom are you? As i said before; im 16, i dont have kids, thankfully
    87. Do you miss anyone right now? I dont really miss people
    • 7 months ago
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